Spicy Salty Ranch Water

 Ranch Water recipes have been popping up a lot here lately.

This one showed up in my Better Homes and Gardens magazine.  I'm sure I know a couple of people who would enjoy this.

Spicy Salty Ranch Water




Ingredients:

2 jalapeños (1 thinly sliced, 1 frozen)

1 12-ounce glass bottle Top Chico, very well chilled

2 ounces blanco tequila, very well chilled

1 lime (2 tablespoons juice)

Pinch of sea salt

Lime wedge

Tajin, for garnish

Directions:

Grate frozen jalapeño onto cutting board.

Add tequila, lime juice, pinch of salt, a few slices of jalapeño, and some of the grated jalapeño to a glass of Topo Chico.

Use a lime wedge to wet the glass rim.

Sprinkle with Tajin.


For those who like their margaritas with a zing, I think you will like this ranch water recipe as well.


Enjoy, and please remember to drink responsibly!

Ranch Water Drink Recipe

 Southern Living  came out with an article on May 19th, 2025 stating "Meet your new favorite cocktail".

I hate to tell them, but it's been mine for a year and a half now.  Glad they've caught up. 



Here's my version of Ranch Water.

Ingredients:

1 ounce your favorite tequila

3/4 ounce lime juice (fresh squeezed lime is best)

4 ounces of seltzer water

ice

Directions:

Fill tall glass with ice.

Add tequila, lime juice and seltzer water, in that order.

Stir lightly.

I usually use the Polar brand of seltzer water.  However, I was only a few cents shy of getting free shipping on Amazon, so I added this 1L bottle of Happy Belly Seltzer Sparkling water.  It is so bubbly, it's great!

Back to Southern Living, and their "Best Texas Ranch Water" recipe.

Ingredients

  • 3 oz. blanco tequila, such as Espolon or Casamigos (about 2 shots)

  • 1 1/2 oz. fresh lime juice (about 1 shot)

  • Topo Chico, chilled

  • Fresh lime wedge for garnish

Directions

  1. Add ice to glass:

    Fill a rocks glass with ice—really, whatever glass you have on hand is fine.

  2. Add tequila and juice:

    Add tequila and fresh lime juice to glass with ice.

  3. Add sparkling water:

    Top with Topo Chico. Add fresh lime wedge to the rim of the glass. Enjoy!

  4. As you notice, it's pretty close to the way I've made it with a little more tequila. 

  5. Enjoy and please remember to drink responsibly!